Category: Joke Board
A guy meets up with his buddy to have lunch as his wife goes to a Doctor's appointment to get the results back from some tests.
"I don't know what's wrong with her. She doesn't seem like herself," he says.
His friend says, "what does the doctor think?"
"Well, he should know by now, but he basically has it narrowed down between Altzheimers and HIV. Man, I don't know what to do either way!"
So his friend says, "Well, take her for a far drive and drop her off somewhere. If she finds her way back, don't fuck her."
have seen that before but it's funny :)
LOL haven't seen that one before.
Damn. I've put a few jokes here and it seems like someone has all ready seen them. I actually heard this joke from a friend at the Convention. It was awesome hearing him say it because he has the accent from being born and raised in New York, and you know how that accent puts emphasis in certain words. Cheers.
I don't think you can put a joke on this board that at least one person hasn't heard before. Before the internet you had to hear jokes from friends in person, but now you get them in emails, can look for jokes on specific websites for humor, and get them on sites like this. But don't let that stop you from putting jokes on here. Even if only one person who reads it hasn't heard it before, you made that one person smile.
Your retarded Ryan lol1
Agree with post five, plus, there's always the new spin on the joke someone will put, which can freshen things up.
I see young people tell oldies but having changed things to their own taste so it's all good.
Twisted, but I still like it.